Explanation behind silliness:
My twin brother, :iconsloarmoonx2: Was mispronouncing 'El cactus' Which is our nickname for a restaurant named 'El Nopal'. Suddenly, I thought, CACTIPUS! And this happened.
A bit about the 'Cactipus'
It starts out as a plant on a beach, and when it grows up, gets out of the ground and lives in the ocean, as a Cactus Octipus. XD It eats any flesh it can find. Females have flowers, males don't.
All you need to adopt is a name.